{"product_id":"🗑️-exped-trash-patch","title":"🗑️ EXPED TRASH PATCH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo carrier. No help. Figure it out.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1377\"\u003eExped Trash Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the ugly ducklings of the Navy—the ones doing the weird missions, on small ships, far from Big Navy and even farther from comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1517\" data-end=\"1534\"\u003eExped life means:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1535\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1535\" data-end=\"1550\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1550\"\u003eNo big deck\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1551\" data-end=\"1566\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1553\" data-end=\"1566\"\u003eNo handouts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1567\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1569\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003eSide missions nobody understands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1604\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1606\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003eSink or swim, daily\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1629\" data-end=\"1703\"\u003eBigger squadrons. Constant chaos. Minimal support. Maximum responsibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1705\" data-end=\"1746\"\u003eYou don’t get forgotten—you get hardened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1748\" data-end=\"1857\"\u003e🗑️ If you’ve ever thought \u003cem data-start=\"1775\" data-end=\"1802\"\u003e“we’ll just make it work”\u003c\/em\u003e was an actual plan, you already know where you belong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1859\" data-end=\"1908\"\u003eThis patch isn’t a joke.\u003cbr data-start=\"1883\" data-end=\"1886\"\u003eIt’s a survival badge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 3.25” embroidered shoulder patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Hook backing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Premium threads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Made to order in San Diego | Ships in 1-2 weeks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sideflare","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46379880251582,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0515\/2630\/3934\/files\/5EA6E19B-FBBE-4001-8877-A675667DF48F.png?v=1770394818","url":"https:\/\/www.sideflare.us\/products\/%f0%9f%97%91%ef%b8%8f-exped-trash-patch","provider":"Sideflare","version":"1.0","type":"link"}